so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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