Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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