at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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