Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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