I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize
