No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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