i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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