just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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