Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Randomize
