We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I woke up under a house in Key West
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