More tranny stories later!
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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