i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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