I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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