I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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