is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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