You surviving the open bar?
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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