we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
