you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
