Little spoons don't ask big questions
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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