Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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