so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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