If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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