i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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