it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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