Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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