Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think a kid would responsible me up
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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