my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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