her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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