Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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