I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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