I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
