I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
...so i touched it.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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