Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just found a bag of teeth...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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