Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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