jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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