im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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