You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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