Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You are a genius and a whore.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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