Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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