Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
