Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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