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I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
My life is pants optional.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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