but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Someone shit on the floor
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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