bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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