Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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