what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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