I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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