Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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