best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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