thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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