He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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