fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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