I hope mine doesn't look like that
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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