That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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