Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
accomplished twins. life is a go
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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