i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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