Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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